we got the 192 bus home on saturday night and were treated to the lovely sight of a woman in her late 40′s done up like a cheap drag act in thigh length patent plastic boots, fish net stockings and wet look leotard in a size 14 (I’m being nice) with bright White legs with the obvious marks from just being waxed.

Fortunately we only got the one look at her face as she spent the whole journey with her head buried in the hood of the stranger in front moaning about being sick.

She’d had a top birthday apparently, out with her daughter and mate (sat behind them)